Everyone knows that, in the immortal words of the good Major, "Neutrality is for sissies -- you've gotta have a team if you're gonna play the game." In other words, it would probably be a good idea for you to decide with which group you'd prefer to affiliate yourself--NATO, the KGB or, last but never least, the marvelous, world-famous Eroica gang!
Naturally, I wouldn't leave you to make decision of such magnitude on a whim. It should be made by our scientific, analytic, personality test! Just answer a few simple, confidential questions, and you'll discover which affiliation you're best suited for. But let me just add before you begin that thieves--and blonds--have far more fun!