Welcome, comrades, to the fabulous KGB page! As you can see, what we have here is vastly superior to anything those lazy Capitalist swine could come up with, just as our system of Communism is superior to Capitalism in general! This site was made possible only with the leadership of our beloved Comrade Mischa the Cub, who is so superior to that weakling who calls himself "Iron Klaus" as to be laughable. Here in the enlightened world of the KGB, we refer to him as "Glass Jaw Klaus!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!
And if you are not a Comrade, but a Capitalist Swine who wandered in here through some chance, leave now or else! Damn your liberal Western values. Grr.
Our Superior Surveillance of (Capitalist Swine) NATO intelligence!
Gossip... er, Superior Communist Entertaining News Briefs!
The Shocking Truth About NATO's Finest!
You can turn off the background music...if you're a capitalist weenie.
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