Naturally, it's in the best interests of the KGB to keep track of what those NATO agents and thieves might be up to when they're not chasing one another around in Europe. Luckily for us, they've made our job all too easy! Several of them have started publishing journals on the InterNet; surveillance is now a simple matter of checking the journals for updates! Here is a list of Capitalist Swine we currently have under surveillance:

Not only are we monitoring their LiveJournals--our operatives have recently planted these HIDDEN CAMERAS, which monitor the enemy's activities 24/7!

You can turn off the background music...if you're a capitalist weenie.

ALL CONTENT (C)POLAR BEAR! ANY STUPID NATO-TYPES WHO TRY TO STEAL MY WORK WILL SUFFER!!!