Genres: Humor
Stories
Forbidden Fruit by Margaret Price Rated: R [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Dorian believes that the world revolves around him and that the Major is exclusively his. So...why is the Earl suddenly hiring a Private Investigator to follow Klaus? And what does the PI uncover?

Think Emperor of the Hamburg Nights on viagra.


Characters: Bonham, Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Alternate Universe, Crack, Humor
Warnings: graphic sex, lemon, violence
Series: PWP and Other Smutty Things
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5577 Read Count: 65316
[Report This] Published: 30/07/2006 Updated: 30/07/2006
Ghosts of ages past by Amity33 Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The Major has an unexpected and unwelcome visitor. And no, it's not Eroica.
Characters: Klaus, Tyrian
Genres: Humor, Short
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 913 Read Count: 4149
[Report This] Published: 03/03/2013 Updated: 03/03/2013
Golden Poo™ by Ara Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: James' most creative way of making money yet. (Based on the true story of Ara finding gold-coated poo for sale in Nagasaki.)
Characters: James
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 120 Read Count: 6762
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Happy Returns by Telwoman Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The days leading up to the Major’s birthday came to be recognised as a season for special vigilance, with the agents on alert to outwit Eroica’s generosity, and above all, to keep the Major calm.
Characters: A, Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1187 Read Count: 2565
[Report This] Published: 10/05/2016 Updated: 10/05/2016
I Call Your Name by Avendasora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Klaus is forced to spend a night with none other than James and Laurence. A very, very disturbing night indeed...

Characters: James, Klaus, Laurence
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: The James Fic Challenge!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3586 Read Count: 6239
[Report This] Published: 01/07/2006 Updated: 01/07/2006
Iron Klaus: Thirty Years Later by Margaret Price Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

In 1977, Eroica met Iron Klaus for the first time. The Major later stole the Earl’s heart. But not before the thief made off with his beloved Leopard tank. It is now 2007, and the Major still doesn’t have his tank back. Yet.

This is a birthday gift for Dorian and Klaus. And to mark the thirtieth anniversary of the introduction of the Major to the series.


Characters: A, Bonham, Dorian, G, Klaus
Genres: Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: Canon Challenge
Series: Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5192 Read Count: 7699
[Report This] Published: 28/07/2007 Updated: 28/07/2007
Iron Man & The Prince by Margaret Price Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Cliché #5 - Amnesia

A story in which Dorian loses his memory, and Klaus loses his mind.

Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: violence
Series: Inside Out Cliché Series
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17704 Read Count: 197277
[Report This] Published: 16/06/2006 Updated: 16/06/2006
Jack the Dragon Slayer by Sindeniirelle Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Lord Gloria meets a dashing American, but their would-be date ends up being interrupted by the appearance of one angry dragon. Doctor Who crossover.
Characters: Dorian
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Crossover, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3274 Read Count: 5157
[Report This] Published: 03/09/2006 Updated: 03/09/2006
James the Great: A Misadventure by The Reverand Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: James decides to steal something to win Dorian's love.
Characters: Dorian, James, Klaus
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: The James Fic Challenge!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3127 Read Count: 6096
[Report This] Published: 28/09/2006 Updated: 28/09/2006
Klaus's Miracle Diet™ by Ara Rated: PG [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Sound advice from Major Klaus Heinz von dem Eberbach on what you can do to stay fit and healthy and to make your life a little more stress free.
Characters: Klaus
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 317 Read Count: 8020
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006