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Five Things Klaus Loves in Dorian by Kink Meme [PG]

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 15:19:59 -0800

From a request on the Eroica Kink Meme: "Five things that Klaus loves in Dorian."

The Happiest Day of Somebody's Life by Telwoman [PG-13]

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 05:21:10 -0700

Weddings aren't always straightforward affairs. There are more people than the "happy couple" with a stake in what happens.

If I Were You by Telwoman [PG-13]

Fri, 28 Feb 2020 20:43:08 -0800

It has been said that if we could see ourselves as others see us, it would be a good thing. What about if we could see others as they see themselves?

Working at Christmas Time by Telwoman [PG-13]

Wed, 01 Jan 2020 23:36:03 -0800

James gives Bonham, Jones and Beck a complicated job ... at Christmas time.

Extreme Solution by Telwoman [NC-17]

Mon, 08 Oct 2018 03:26:07 -0700

Klaus goes under deep cover on a mission in central Africa.

Chat Room by Aireira [R]

Tue, 18 Sep 2018 07:59:19 -0700

Dorian is an effective cock-blocker, isn't he?

The Perfect Christmas Gift by Telwoman [G]

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 21:42:30 -0800

The night before Christmas, Dorian wakes up to find someone has broken into his house.

New Suit by Telwoman [G]

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 21:34:36 -0800

With his retirement mere months away, Klaus is withdrawn from active service and given a new role.
The story begins at NATO Intelligence Headquarters in Bonn, late in 2016.

What Happened in Montmartre by Telwoman [G]

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 21:25:02 -0800

An incident in Montmartre, involving a statue, a microfilm, a gang of thieves and a group of secret agents.

Letters from a Retired Butler by Telwoman [G]

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 21:20:43 -0800

A selection of letters sent to Klaus by his retired butler, Herr Hinkel.

Scrapbook by Telwoman [G]

Wed, 20 Dec 2017 02:51:02 -0800

The Dowager Countess of Gloria is visited by her great grand-daughter. They pass the time with some glimpses into the Countess' past.

The Passing of Packages, or, Tim the Theatre Cat by Telwoman [G]

Fri, 24 Feb 2017 20:53:47 -0800

An actor, some thieves, some spies. Suspicion and intrigue, love and longing.

The Colour of Polished (Stainless) Steel by Telwoman [PG-13]

Fri, 23 Dec 2016 22:28:08 -0800

Eroica likes to give Christmas presents that people will appreciate. The Major likes machinery. The Major has expressed a liking for the colour of polished steel. Eroica knows just where to lay his hands on the perfect Christmas gift!

Written as a Christmas gift for Eroicafen, 2016.

The Bay Horse Lane Affair by Telwoman [PG-13]

Mon, 29 Aug 2016 23:06:15 -0700

Mission fic. There are times when a sound knowledge of art can be an advantage in international espionage. When in doubt: call in an expert.

Happy Returns by Telwoman [PG-13]

Tue, 10 May 2016 04:26:44 -0700

The days leading up to the Majorâ€™s birthday came to be recognised as a season for special vigilance, with the agents on alert to outwit Eroicaâ€™s generosity, and above all, to keep the Major calm.

Mine by Right by Telwoman [R]

Mon, 22 Feb 2016 22:52:34 -0800

Perhaps Dorian isn't the first Earl of Gloria to take an interest in 'The Man in Purple'. What if Benedict owned it first?

The Twelve Days of Christmas by Telwoman [G]

Mon, 21 Dec 2015 20:26:47 -0800

Overheard conversations and private thoughts, threaded together across the twelve days of a Christmas that brought some changes in the lives of Klaus and Dorian.

A City Where Nobody Knows Me by Telwoman [PG-13]

Sat, 22 Aug 2015 00:46:14 -0700

After the events described by Aoike-sensei in "The Alaskan Front", Dorian takes a break. Espionage and international intrigue? He just can't get away from them.

Birthday Surprise by Telwoman [G]

Fri, 17 Jul 2015 19:55:44 -0700

Dorian gets a birthday present he wasn't expecting, from a surprising source.

Excuses, Excuses by Nomad [PG]

Fri, 02 Jan 2015 16:42:41 -0800

Klaus is a difficult man to back into a corner.