“A smile! It’s a beginning.”
* * * * *
“Going up or down?”
“Middle.”
…?
…!
* * * * *
“Being rear ended is bad?”
* * * * *
The microfilm is inside what?”
* * * * *
“You, outside. Now!”
“Why?”
“Picnic.”
…!
* * * * *
“That red shirt…”
“It’s yours.”
* * * * *
“A lovely green…”
“Just pour.”
* * * * *
“Blue eyes."
“Never noticed."
“Liar.
* * * * *
“Purple?”
“I’m out of red.”
* * * * *
“Always in brown.”
“I’ll strip.”
…!
* * * * *
“Black like…”
“Just cut it.”
* * * * *
“Colorless.”
“Not with you here.”
* * * * *
“Friends?”
“Enemies.”
“Lovers?”
“Well…okay.”
* * * * *
“Too much?”
“For you, nein.”
* * * * *
“How’s that?”
“Not enough.”
“Major!”
* * * * *
“My sixth sense…”
“Is perverted.”
* * * * *
“You smell of…"
“Pervert!”
*giggle*
* * * * *
“Don’t touch.”
*moan*
“Let me.”
…!
* * * * *
“Come see my etchings.”
“Nein.”
* * * * *
“You stole my heart.”
“Idiot.”
* * * * *
“Diamonds are forever.”
“Until stolen.”
* * * * *
“We’re oil and water.”
“So?”
* * * * *
“What did you...? Shit!”
…
…
“Breakfast?”
* * * * *
“Drink or me, darling?”
*growl*
* * * * *
“Snow! Let’s play.”
“Let’s not"
* * * * *
“What did we…? Fuck!”
“Exactly.”
* * * * *
“Why’s it so dark?”
…
…
…
“Pervert!”
* * * * *
“Major?”
“What?”
*whisper*
“Pervert!”
…
…
“Later.”
* * * * *
“I’m to reach up where?”
* * * * *
“When did that happen?
*giggle*
* * * * *
“Why’re you smiling?”
…
…
“My pants!”
* * * * *
“Dorian, how do I—?”
…!
“Oh!”
* * * * *
“If I say, yes— Ah!”
* * * * *
“Happy Birthday, Major.”
“It was.”
* * * * *
“Merry Christmas! I’m your present!”
* * * * *
“Oh, dear. James discovered eBay.”
* * * * *
Doctor Who/Eroica Xover
“Human.”
“NATO.”
“TCE!”
KA-BLAM!
“Magnum.”
* * * * *
“You will obey—”
KA-BLAM!
“Idiot.”
* * * * *
“Loot! You stole that!”
“Naturally.”
* * * * *
“NATO intelligence.”
“Contradiction in terms.”
* * * * *
Replaced Casio-mini with K-9 – James
* * * * *
“The Seal of Rassilon!”
“Tacky.”
* * * * *
“Jack? What’s under that uniform?”
* * * * *
STOLEN: Police Box, circa 1963
* * * * *
“I didn’t say play doctor!”
* * * * *
Dear Diary,
Have stolen Adric.
* * * * *
Ran off with Adric. –James
* * * * *