Penname: Telwoman [Contact]
Real name: Lorna Elsewint
Member Since: 21/02/2011
Membership status: Member
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Stories by Telwoman
The Colour of Polished (Stainless) Steel by Telwoman Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Eroica likes to give Christmas presents that people will appreciate. The Major likes machinery. The Major has expressed a liking for the colour of polished steel. Eroica knows just where to lay his hands on the perfect Christmas gift!

Written as a Christmas gift for Eroicafen, 2016.
Characters: Benedict, Dorian, Klaus, Tyrian
Genres: Crossover
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3927 Read Count: 2459
[Report This] Published: 23/12/2016 Updated: 23/12/2016
The Happiest Day of Somebody's Life by Telwoman Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Weddings aren't always straightforward affairs. There are more people than the "happy couple" with a stake in what happens.
Characters: Bonham, Dorian, Klaus, Mischa, Papa Eberbach
Genres: Crack
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4000 Read Count: 2694
[Report This] Published: 30/04/2020 Updated: 30/04/2020
The Passing of Packages, or, Tim the Theatre Cat by Telwoman Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: An actor, some thieves, some spies. Suspicion and intrigue, love and longing.
Characters: A, Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3169 Read Count: 1675
[Report This] Published: 24/02/2017 Updated: 24/02/2017
The Perfect Christmas Gift by Telwoman Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The night before Christmas, Dorian wakes up to find someone has broken into his house.
Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, Klaus, Z
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1246 Read Count: 1469
[Report This] Published: 09/03/2018 Updated: 09/03/2018
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Telwoman Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Overheard conversations and private thoughts, threaded together across the twelve days of a Christmas that brought some changes in the lives of Klaus and Dorian.
Characters: Bonham, Dorian, James, Jones, Klaus
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8516 Read Count: 104331
[Report This] Published: 21/12/2015 Updated: 21/12/2015
To Pay the Reckoning by Telwoman Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: What would lead Klaus von dem Eberbach to sell his soul?
This story is based loosely on Christopher Marlowe’s play “The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus”. Some dialogue and situations are borrowed from Yasuko Aoike’s work: a re-imagining rather than a re-telling.
Characters: A, Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Alternate Universe, Crossover, Drama
Warnings: character death
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11787 Read Count: 99848
[Report This] Published: 25/06/2014 Updated: 25/06/2014
Verisimilitude by Telwoman Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Terrorism, extortion, art theft, forgery. Business as usual.
Characters: Bonham, Dorian, James, Jones, Klaus
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6027 Read Count: 4803
[Report This] Published: 28/04/2011 Updated: 28/04/2011
Watching the Seasons Change by Telwoman Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Age catches up with everyone in the end. An older, retired Jones looks back on his life with Eroica.


Characters: Dorian, Jones
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1980 Read Count: 5220
[Report This] Published: 28/04/2011 Updated: 28/04/2011
What Happened in Montmartre by Telwoman Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: An incident in Montmartre, involving a statue, a microfilm, a gang of thieves and a group of secret agents.
Characters: A, Bonham, Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 707 Read Count: 1433
[Report This] Published: 09/03/2018 Updated: 09/03/2018
Working at Christmas Time by Telwoman Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: James gives Bonham, Jones and Beck a complicated job ... at Christmas time.
Characters: Bonham, Dorian, James, Jones
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2368 Read Count: 1512
[Report This] Published: 01/01/2020 Updated: 01/01/2020