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case: NATO ART PRESERVATION
working date: 08.09.2007
priority: top
classification: top secret

Hello, Z here. For those of you who are not familiar with German, that's pronounced "tset," not "zee" or "zed." This is a secret page of which the Major is unaware; please keep it secret at all costs, or I'm sure you'll be pronouncing my name "dead."

The Major has a habit of doodling, especially when he's concentrating very hard on a case. Normally, he wads these masterpieces up and throws them away, but as you see I've managed to salvage quite a few! I think some of these provide insight into the workings of the mind of Iron Klaus, which, in my opinion, makes them priceless art. Enjoy the gallery!

Burn!
BURN!

Die, Chief!
DIE, CHIEF!

Panzers Rule!
PANZERS RULE!


MISCHA SUCKS!
--so far, the only one of the Major's more explicit doodles to be rescued; the others were all unfortunately burned in his ashtray before I could get to them.

The Major's Pet?
THE MAJOR'S... PET?

Stingy
STINGY BUG!

Lawrence!
LAWRENCE GETS HIS JUST DESSERTS!

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