case: SUSPECTS, SUBORDINATES AND ASSOCIATES (ANNOTATED)
working date: 09.09.2007
priority: normal
classification: top secret (For Major Eberbach's eyes only!)
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Major Klaus Heinz von dem Eberbach is a paragon of dedication to NATO, who is severely under-ranked, under-appreciated by his subordinates and too well harassed by his enemies. |
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NATO |
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Fat. Idiot. Burn-out. Promoted out of active duty no doubt to keep his incompetance from endangering agents in the field. Needs to have all his fingers broken if he continues to show a lack of restraint in keeping his lecherous hands off other officers' subordinates. |
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Loyal, though I suspect he's occasionally worked with Lord Gloria's men for the sake of the mission. Neurotic about his marriage; threatening *that* (more than his wife) can serve as a good lever. Leadership skills lurk in him somewhere, and he tends to react well when in tense situations. |
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Where A is, B is usually at his side, whining. Still, a loyal agent, if stupid. |
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Despite being a flagrant transvestite, this agent proves useful -- occasionally. Nearly more trouble than he's worth, considering that he is often the target of the Chief's perverse attentions and has proven disgustingly weak against Eroica's charms. |
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Agent Z is a fine agent who, despite constant work, remains amateur at heart. Promoting him would cost the Alphabet a valuable, reliable field-worker. |
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WANTED |
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International art thief and foppish queer, his true identity is Dorian Red Gloria, Earl of Gloria. He steals for whim and to antagonize hard-working NATO agents. Occasionally a useful resource, the man has a frustrating habit of turning up where and when he's least wanted, and causes far more trouble than he's worth. I would recommend incarceration, but he knows too much to trust him to keep his tongue. |
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A 'man' to avoid contact with at all costs. He is a ruthless miser, hysterically penny-pinching. Also easily manipulated by playing on his jealousy over the Earl's attentions. |
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The man known as 'Bonham' (real name as yet unverified) is among the most respectable of Eroica's men, and the most likely to side with NATO when a conflict occurs. |
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The stubborn KGB operative who thinks he's my counterpart. If he was, he wouldn't be such a failure. Still, there are worse Soviets to run into, who are less amusing. A one-time Olympic boxer, one of the few men who can hold his own against Iron Klaus in a fair fight. |
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OTHER BASTARDS WHO MAKE HIM MISERABLE |
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The Elder Eberbach, currently in residence in Switzerland. Thankfully he seldom leaves that country to enter this one. |
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A loyal man who over-plans and plots along with the Elder Eberbach too often. Loyal to the family, untrustworthy for keeping secrets from the Elder Eberbach. |
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More proof that the British are idiots -- they consider this fool a competent agent. He plays at being a spy, more for the show and hope of attracting women than the mission. Pathetic. |
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A nasty Arab with too much money and poor taste. Has an overloaded plane that would do the world a favor if it crashed. |
