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Conspiracy Theory by Avendasora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 6]
Summary: You'd think that an unexpected gunshot would send the alphabets running to their Major's aid. ...You'd think.

Characters: A, B, Dorian, G, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Subordinates Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2101 Read Count: 7607
[Report This] Published: 08/07/2006 Updated: 08/07/2006
Summary:

The Major’s orders are making him crazy, especially when the Earl decides to lend a hand.


Characters: A, Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1578 Read Count: 8109
[Report This] Published: 26/06/2007 Updated: 26/06/2007
Summary:

This was written to go alone with Ara's pre-manga series The Good Ol' Days:

Behind every good officer, there are hard-working, uncredited NCOs. The new major and his newest agent have their first disagreement over orders.


Characters: A, Klaus
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1062 Read Count: 5851
[Report This] Published: 30/11/2007 Updated: 30/11/2007
Summary: Experimental surgery and sex just don't mix...!!!
Characters: A, Dorian, G, James, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9604 Read Count: 8633
[Report This] Published: 06/03/2006 Updated: 06/03/2006
Summary: Reactionary; morbid, strange, reflective. (character death).
Characters: A, Dorian, Klaus, Z
Genres: Drama
Warnings: character death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1368 Read Count: 4913
[Report This] Published: 08/03/2006 Updated: 08/03/2006
Summary:

Stick-Klaus gets a gift from the Earl.


Characters: A, Klaus
Genres: Crack
Warnings: None
Series: Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5 Read Count: 52719
[Report This] Published: 22/03/2007 Updated: 22/03/2007
Happy Returns by Telwoman Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The days leading up to the Major’s birthday came to be recognised as a season for special vigilance, with the agents on alert to outwit Eroica’s generosity, and above all, to keep the Major calm.
Characters: A, Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1187 Read Count: 2647
[Report This] Published: 10/05/2016 Updated: 10/05/2016
Summary:

When your boss is Iron Klaus, how do other heroes measure up?


Characters: A, B, G, Klaus, Z
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Subordinates Challenge
Series: Stories That Don't Fit Anywhere Else
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1136 Read Count: 5359
[Report This] Published: 16/11/2007 Updated: 16/11/2007
Summary:

After twenty-five years of resisting Eroica's advances, Klaus finally gives in, only to have the Earl drop a bombshell that convinces the Major that the world he knew ended without his knowledge and was replaced with a cruel parody. Nobody breathe or the house of cards will collapse.

Spoilers: Through “Emperor Waltz” with references to the hiatus after that story.


Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, G, James, Jones, Klaus, The Chief, Z
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Crack, Drama, First Time, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: graphic violence
Series: Stories That Don't Fit Anywhere Else
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 70980 Read Count: 776982
[Report This] Published: 19/04/2007 Updated: 19/04/2007
Summary: Part 1 of the Incandescence Arc.

Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, G, James, Jones, Klaus, Mischa, Z
Genres: Alternate Universe, First Time, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 35816 Read Count: 6388
[Report This] Published: 08/03/2006 Updated: 08/03/2006