1. Chapter 1 by Avendasora [Reviews - 4] (3522 words)
So I had this silly thought last night, due to seeing an awful lot of "Klaus admits to his sexuality" scenes in Eroica fanfic, and mentioned it in a post. Two people encouraged me to write it. ...I'm a sucker for encouragement, so here's my first (publically posted) attempt at Eroica fic, which takes that scene and... turns it on its head, in a sense. ;) Started out as more or less a joke, but I have this THING where I try to make things make sense even when they're not meant to be taken seriously, and then...

...On the other hand, it's Eroica - it can't stay serious until the end. So I added an optional epilogue for those who (like me) can't believe this would ever happen and don't like depressing endings anyway. ;)

2. Optional Epilogue by Avendasora [Reviews - 2] (630 words)