Summary: How far would Klaus go to be rid of Dorian - and to what lengths would Dorian go to keep him?
Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: bdsm
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 6677 Read Count: 6921
Rating: R
Stories
[Report This] Published: 24/11/2010 Updated: 24/11/2010
Summary:
Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, G, James, Jones, Klaus, The Chief, Z
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Crack, Drama, First Time, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: graphic violence
Series: Stories That Don't Fit Anywhere Else
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 70980 Read Count: 1812145
After twenty-five years of resisting Eroica's advances, Klaus finally gives in, only to have the Earl drop a bombshell that convinces the Major that the world he knew ended without his knowledge and was replaced with a cruel parody. Nobody breathe or the house of cards will collapse.
Spoilers: Through “Emperor Waltz” with references to the hiatus after that story.
Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, G, James, Jones, Klaus, The Chief, Z
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Crack, Drama, First Time, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: graphic violence
Series: Stories That Don't Fit Anywhere Else
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 70980 Read Count: 1812145
[Report This] Published: 19/04/2007 Updated: 19/04/2007
Summary: Unable to stand any more of the Major's abusive treatment, Eroica abandons a mission. He discovers that all hope is not lost.
Characters: Bonham, Dorian, James, Jones, Klaus, Tyrian
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6519 Read Count: 63647
Characters: Bonham, Dorian, James, Jones, Klaus, Tyrian
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6519 Read Count: 63647
[Report This] Published: 28/12/2012 Updated: 28/12/2012
Summary:
Characters: Dorian, Klaus, Papa Eberbach
Genres: Alternate Universe, Crack, Established Relationship, Humor
Warnings: character death
Challenges: Papa Eberbach Challenge!
Series: PWP and Other Smutty Things, Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3896 Read Count: 31206
Klaus introduces Dorian to his father as his fiancée, Elizabeth. And that’s the least complicated part.
Warnings: Is it possible to have a death fic that's total crack? Why, yes. Yes, it is.
Chapter 2 is an alternate ending that continues with the crack, but in which no one dies.
Characters: Dorian, Klaus, Papa Eberbach
Genres: Alternate Universe, Crack, Established Relationship, Humor
Warnings: character death
Challenges: Papa Eberbach Challenge!
Series: PWP and Other Smutty Things, Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3896 Read Count: 31206
[Report This] Published: 10/10/2007 Updated: 10/10/2007
Summary: James has a disturbing little proposal for G, involving their mutual unrequited loves and a great deal of invasion of privacy.
Characters: G, James
Genres: First Time, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Mr. James - Porn Peddler
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3723 Read Count: 11103
Characters: G, James
Genres: First Time, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Mr. James - Porn Peddler
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3723 Read Count: 11103
[Report This] Published: 11/07/2006 Updated: 11/07/2006
Summary: Perhaps Dorian isn't the first Earl of Gloria to take an interest in 'The Man in Purple'. What if Benedict owned it first?
Characters: Benedict, Tyrian
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5206 Read Count: 6241
Characters: Benedict, Tyrian
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5206 Read Count: 6241
[Report This] Published: 22/02/2016 Updated: 22/02/2016
Summary: What if Dorian was NATO, and Klaus the Thief?
Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, Klaus, Mischa, Z
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 66646 Read Count: 31775
Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, Klaus, Mischa, Z
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 66646 Read Count: 31775
[Report This] Published: 11/03/2006 Updated: 13/03/2006
Summary: The Laws of Nature might just be suggestions, after all. ^_~
Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 883 Read Count: 21328
Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 883 Read Count: 21328
[Report This] Published: 06/03/2006 Updated: 06/03/2006
Summary: One lost mind, one...?
Characters: Dorian, Klaus, Z
Genres: Alternate Universe
Warnings: character death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2844 Read Count: 11467
Characters: Dorian, Klaus, Z
Genres: Alternate Universe
Warnings: character death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2844 Read Count: 11467
[Report This] Published: 13/03/2006 Updated: 13/03/2006
Summary: The Alphabet and Eroica's men get revenge for being left out of the nookie.
Characters: A, B, Bonham, G, James, Jones, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1578 Read Count: 15167
Characters: A, B, Bonham, G, James, Jones, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1578 Read Count: 15167
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006