Membership status: Member
Bio:
American Whovian since 1985
Eroicafan since 2005
Since the number of stories I've posted is getting rather difficult to navigate, I've grouped them together into series. A few may fit into more than one, but for the most part, they are in one. Some series are in alphabetical order while others, such as the Cliche Series, are in story order.
I find that I tend to write novel length stories rather than short stories. Although lately, I seem to be doing quite a lot of short stories. This may be because I'm being innundated with mutant plot bunnies from all sides. When I do multi-chapter stories, I find I do two at a time that are linked in some way. They are either a sequel or follow up story. No clue why I do this.
I try to keep my chapters short so each is a relatively fast read, which is why there are a lot of them. (Lots of short chapters instead of a few over long and cumbersome ones.) In this way I hope I am not overwhelming the reader, or boring them to death.
I am always open to corrections in punctuation, spelling, plot and characterization. Your derisive comments are always welcome. If you find any errors, feel free to contact me. My beta readers and spell check don't always catch everything.
Characters: Klaus
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 317 Read Count: 8030
Date: 17/03/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: Klaus's Miracle Diet™
*thud* ROFLMAO
Author's Response: Thank you ^__^ The major was very hopeful that he would be allowed to kill poor Dorian and bury his body for extra exercise. Alas.
Characters: A, B, Bonham, G, James, Jones, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1578 Read Count: 9047
Date: 30/06/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: No Nookie Anonymous
You are a very evil person. I think I have mentioned it before. *snerk*
Author's Response: I think it is a sad thing that the other characters don\'t get much love in the fandom as a whole. Just doing my part to balance the scales ^__~ Even if it is through crack.
Characters: Dorian, James
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 746 Read Count: 5077
Date: 01/07/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: The Price of Eggs
I used to work for an egg producer. They sold of the chicken...er, poo as fertilizer. I see another business venture coming on...
Cute story. James is as demented as ever.
Author's Response: Dorian says that you are NOT allowed to mention "manure" and "money making" in the same thought to James ever again. ^o^
Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, G, James, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3872 Read Count: 5840
Date: 29/06/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: Sexmas
Bwahahahahahahaha Poor Klaus.
Author's Response: I like tormenting Klaus. He makes me go to the gym and lift weights, and I ... have a lot more fun than he does ^.^
Characters: Dorian, James, Klaus
Genres: Humor
Warnings: lemon
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 523 Read Count: 6911
Date: 26/06/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, Eroica Style
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Characters: Dorian, James, Klaus
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1282 Read Count: 4991
Date: 01/07/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: Untitled Spamfic
*sporfle* OMG! *dies laughing*
Characters: A, Bonham, Dorian, G, James, Klaus, Mischa, The Chief, Z
Genres: Crossover, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 650 Read Count: 5273
Date: 01/07/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: Untitled Spamfic
Bwahahahahahaha That was totally cracked out.
Characters: Dorian, James, Klaus, Z
Genres: Established Relationship, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 707 Read Count: 5872
Date: 01/07/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: Wanting Is Better Than Having
GAH! *dies*
Bad muse! No biscuit!
Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: First Time, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1077 Read Count: 6965
Date: 16/08/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: Coast
Clueless!Dorian. How adorable.
Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 719 Read Count: 7272
Date: 17/03/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: A Thief in the Night
How's he going to sneak that into Castle Gloria? Cute story.