Penname: Margaret Price [Contact]
Real name: By an amazing coincidence, it is also Margaret
Member Since: 16/03/2006
Membership status: Member
Bio:

American Whovian since 1985

Eroicafan since 2005

Since the number of stories I've posted is getting rather difficult to navigate, I've grouped them together into series. A few may fit into more than one, but for the most part, they are in one. Some series are in alphabetical order while others, such as the Cliche Series, are in story order.

I find that I tend to write novel length stories rather than short stories. Although lately, I seem to be doing quite a lot of short stories. This may be because I'm being innundated with mutant plot bunnies from all sides. When I do multi-chapter stories, I find I do two at a time that are linked in some way. They are either a sequel or follow up story. No clue why I do this.

I try to keep my chapters short so each is a relatively fast read, which is why there are a lot of them. (Lots of short chapters instead of a few over long and cumbersome ones.) In this way I hope I am not overwhelming the reader, or boring them to death.

I am always open to corrections in punctuation, spelling, plot and characterization. Your derisive comments are always welcome. If you find any errors, feel free to contact me. My beta readers and spell check don't always catch everything.


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Reviews by Margaret Price
Summary: Sound advice from Major Klaus Heinz von dem Eberbach on what you can do to stay fit and healthy and to make your life a little more stress free.
Characters: Klaus
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 317 Read Count: 8030
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Reviewer: Margaret Price (Signed)
Date: 17/03/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: Klaus's Miracle Diet™

*thud* ROFLMAO



Author's Response: Thank you ^__^ The major was very hopeful that he would be allowed to kill poor Dorian and bury his body for extra exercise. Alas.

No Nookie Anonymous by Ara Rated: R [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The Alphabet and Eroica's men get revenge for being left out of the nookie.
Characters: A, B, Bonham, G, James, Jones, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1578 Read Count: 9047
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Reviewer: Margaret Price (Signed)
Date: 30/06/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: No Nookie Anonymous

You are a very evil person. I think I have mentioned it before. *snerk*

Author's Response: I think it is a sad thing that the other characters don\'t get much love in the fandom as a whole. Just doing my part to balance the scales ^__~ Even if it is through crack.

The Price of Eggs by Ara Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: James tries to find another way to make money, this time with a fleet of chicken eggs.
Characters: Dorian, James
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 746 Read Count: 5077
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Reviewer: Margaret Price (Signed)
Date: 01/07/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: The Price of Eggs

I used to work for an egg producer. They sold of the chicken...er, poo as fertilizer. I see another business venture coming on...

Cute story. James is as demented as ever.



Author's Response: Dorian says that you are NOT allowed to mention "manure" and "money making" in the same thought to James ever again. ^o^

Sexmas by Ara Rated: R [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A holiday tribute to Whizzy - seemingly intent on driving Klaus mad, this is a more creative telling of a classic holiday carol.
Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, G, James, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3872 Read Count: 5840
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Reviewer: Margaret Price (Signed)
Date: 29/06/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: Sexmas

Bwahahahahahahaha  Poor Klaus.



Author's Response: I like tormenting Klaus. He makes me go to the gym and lift weights, and I ... have a lot more fun than he does ^.^

Summary: Answer to Christmas Challenge.
Characters: Dorian, James, Klaus
Genres: Humor
Warnings: lemon
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 523 Read Count: 6911
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Reviewer: Margaret Price (Signed)
Date: 26/06/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, Eroica Style

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Untitled Spamfic by Duae Neko Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Cute Halloween-ish fic! ^_^
Characters: Dorian, James, Klaus
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1282 Read Count: 4991
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Reviewer: Margaret Price (Signed)
Date: 01/07/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: Untitled Spamfic

*sporfle* OMG! *dies laughing*

Summary: Line Challenge reply -- Ranma 1/2 meets Eroica ^_^
Characters: A, Bonham, Dorian, G, James, Klaus, Mischa, The Chief, Z
Genres: Crossover, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 650 Read Count: 5273
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Reviewer: Margaret Price (Signed)
Date: 01/07/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: Untitled Spamfic

Bwahahahahahaha That was totally cracked out.

Summary: Even Iron Klaus occasionally drops the ball... or something like that, hm? ~_^
Characters: Dorian, James, Klaus, Z
Genres: Established Relationship, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 707 Read Count: 5872
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Reviewer: Margaret Price (Signed)
Date: 01/07/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: Wanting Is Better Than Having

GAH! *dies*

Bad muse! No biscuit!

Coast by TPod Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 4]
Summary: A yearning for sourdough and San Francisco...

Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: First Time, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1077 Read Count: 6965
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Reviewer: Margaret Price (Signed)
Date: 16/08/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: Coast

Clueless!Dorian. How adorable.

Summary: Dorian invades Schloss Eberbach one night to pick up something that belongs to him.
Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 719 Read Count: 7272
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Reviewer: Margaret Price (Signed)
Date: 17/03/2006 | Title: Chapter 1: A Thief in the Night

How's he going to sneak that into Castle Gloria? Cute story.