Summary:

When Dorian finally wins his beloved Klaus’s affections, he looks forward to receiving a thousand kisses. What he gets instead is, well…the title says it all.

Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, G, Klaus, Laurence
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama, Established Relationship, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10286 Read Count: 19018

Summary: You'd think that an unexpected gunshot would send the alphabets running to their Major's aid. ...You'd think.

Characters: A, B, Dorian, G, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Subordinates Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2101 Read Count: 2479

Summary:

Chliched pretend to be lovers to catch kidnappers with a twist. Z instead of Klaus is picked to work w/Dorian.

Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, G, James, Klaus, The Chief, Z
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, First Time, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7539 Read Count: 1057

Summary: Experimental surgery and sex just don't mix...!!!
Characters: A, Dorian, G, James, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9604 Read Count: 1577

Summary:

After twenty-five years of resisting Eroica's advances, Klaus finally gives in, only to have the Earl drop a bombshell that convinces the Major that the world he knew ended without his knowledge and was replaced with a cruel parody. Nobody breathe or the house of cards will collapse.

Spoilers: Through “Emperor Waltz” with references to the hiatus after that story.

Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, G, James, Jones, Klaus, The Chief, Z
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Crack, Drama, First Time, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: graphic violence
Series: Stories That Don't Fit Anywhere Else
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 70980 Read Count: 143169