This is the first ROUND ROBIN on the site, so let's start it off with some crack, fluff and nonsense. If you thought drabbles were hard, try writing a fan fic in five words or less!
WARNING: These are addicting once you get started.
RULES: Only one. You can't go over five words. Less is okay. ALL words count. (Ellipses do not.)
Dorian believes that the world revolves around him and that the Major is exclusively his. So...why is the Earl suddenly hiring a Private Investigator to follow Klaus? And what does the PI uncover?
Think Emperor of the Hamburg Nights on viagra.
Stick-Klaus gets a gift from the Earl.
Just some silly.
After twenty-five years of resisting Eroica's advances, Klaus finally gives in, only to have the Earl drop a bombshell that convinces the Major that the world he knew ended without his knowledge and was replaced with a cruel parody. Nobody breathe or the house of cards will collapse.
Spoilers: Through “Emperor Waltz” with references to the hiatus after that story.
There are some things that money can't buy...
Klaus writes a book on sex. Need I say more?
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