Summary: A holiday tribute to Whizzy - seemingly intent on driving Klaus mad, this is a more creative telling of a classic holiday carol.
Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, G, James, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3872 Read Count: 11726

Summary:

Sometimes it isn't easy being a subordinate. In fact, sometimes it is too much.

This is the conclusion that the Alphabets and Eroica's gang come to, going on to come to a mutual agreement about their respective superiors.

Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, G, James, Jones, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Subordinates Challenge
Series: Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1381 Read Count: 7842

Summary: Klaus's darkest fear, revealed!

Characters: A, B, Dorian, G, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1901 Read Count: 7661

Summary:

Dorian learns the truth about the Emperor of the Hamburg nights.

Warnings: Contains heaving breasts and purple prose.

Disclaimer: This is entirely the fault of Riothouse. Her plot bunny, her idea, her concept, her fault. She was initially set to co-write it with me but was prevented due to other commitments. I just…um, transcribed her ideas. No, really! Don’t look at me like that!

Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Crack
Warnings: lemon
Series: PWP and Other Smutty Things, Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic, Faux Zine Series
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 988 Read Count: 9278

Summary: The bigger they are.... ^_~
Characters: Dorian, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, First Time
Warnings: lemon
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3339 Read Count: 8113